That sounds really good. I think there's a company called flying dog that makes stuff like that, which you can get around here if you do some looking, but it's been a long time since I got any from them, ususally I go for Yuengling.
And everyone will be powerless to stop them because of the cuteness. Much like Puss from Shrek when he turns all cute and adorable. No one can touch him. Your werefloophs are in the same category. Just cuter and fluffier.All hail King Floophy!!!!!!